Do you live in Portland? Are you a steampunk? Then its your lucky break! Meet us down at the Portland Double Tree, and we’ll all board my airship. We have to rescue the queen!
Wait, stop shooting your raygun, we’re not even aboard yet.
No, your goggles go down *after* you board but *before* we shoot grappling hooks.
Sorry, no suitcases, this is a steampunk airship, not the Graf Zeppelin.
But seriously, a top hat with a glowing zoetrope inside? Want!
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